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Contact Us



Order By Phone - (800) 542-8900

Don't feel comfortable typing your credit card number into our secure online forms? Then give it to someone you've never met, right over the phone! Call us any time you want - if we don't answer, just leave your full name, credit card number, that little 3 digit security code on the back, your social security, and any personal PIN numbers you find laying around on little slips of paper in your wallet, and we'll get back to you right away.



Hotline - (562) 443-6298

Feeling down in the dumps, dispirited and desolate? Call our almost-free hotline and we'll help you work through your petty issues by selling you one of our special bagel baskets!



Mailing Address

5297 E 3rd St
2 Corners Down From the Thrift Shop
Downtown, Long Beach

Send all fan mail and donations to this address.


Last Week's Poll

How good are BYOB bagels?

  • 1. Amazingly Ambrosial
    (1209 votes)
  • 2. Tastefully Toothsome
    (326 votes)
  • 3. Delightfully Delectable
    (823 votes)
  • 4. Exceptionally Edible
    (437 votes)


What is a bagel?

ba-gel [bey-gul]:
1. a leavened, doughnut-shaped, firm-textured roll, with a brownish glazed surface, made of dough first poached and then baked
2. the deeeelicious product sold by BYOB


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